Bad Relationships You Could Be Having, Volume 3

Whenever a single friend of mine gets itchy about being single, bemoaning the fact that they are not with someone, I pull out a story from my archives of the Bad Relationships You Could Be Having, which are stories of some awful dates, relationships, or individuals that they could otherwise be involved with.

These stories make you more than happy that you are single. Because in this case, the grass is not greener. It is quite brown and dead.

This sort of therapy of being thankful for what you have is not for all the time. In fact, reading up about it can scare the mess out of you and make you never want to be involved in a relationship ever again, lest it turn out like those that have been written about.

However, if you need the therapy, I present a series of bad relationships you could be having.

If you want to contribute, all you need to do is create a blog (on LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, Wordpress, or Blogger) and write a post, and then submit it using this nifty form and it will end up in the next edition.

If you want to host a future edition, drop a comment and let me know. We can work things out.

With all that said, I present: Bad Relationships You Could Be Having. Thanks to all the brave contributors.

Banquet Manager starts us off with a story of a relationship so pre-occupied with itself that it leads to inappropriate actions in Church. On their wedding day, no less.

Want to know what comes next? Well then, you need to submit your own story of pain.